Coming New High Tech Security Seats In Airports, SHLON ?

    These new seating devices were on there way for all airports west of Salt Lake City and for some odd reason also the Manchester Airport, in Lancashire, UK. Although there is speculation that the Latino and Polygamist population is growing in numbers in and around Lancashire. Officials hope this will help in keeping any threatening underwear devices from being hidden from public view. It is still not known if flatulent gas, can and will be diverted.